Last Saturday night was the grand finale of the month-long birthday madness. This time, it involved some action on my part. Yes, we had a get-together birthday slash apartment-warming party, so that meant that the apartment had to be presentable to the public. And let’s just say that on Friday the apartment still was in no condition to be shown to the throngs of people we expected to show up.
Okay, that last part (about the throngs of people) is actually a lie: apparently, it’s an unspoken rule that if you live in Manhattan, you must leave Manhattan for the month of July. At least those New Yorkers who have the luxury of owning a “summer home” or mooching off their friends who do. Because of this rule, we weren’t expecting a giant turnout.
One thing Esquire and I decided we really needed before we reveal our apartment to the world (our friends) is new bedding. We had just swapped his bed for a queen-size one from his parent’s house, and the only bedding we had to go with it were one set of sheets with goldfish on them and a floral duvet–both given to us as stand-ins until we bought new things.
On Saturday we walked over to Bed Bath & Beyond super excited about finally having adult bedding. We knew we wanted something to match the beautiful rug that a family-friend gave to us, so the mission was to find a duvet cover a little bit on the lighter side since everything else in our bedroom is dark. And then we needed sheets, maybe a deep blue or red to match the colors in the rug.
After searching the entire basement floor of BB&B (not impressed by the selection, I will add), we decided to go with a duvet cover that was beige with some detailing, and a set of sheets that were a deep red. The sheets looked very comfortable, and they were “eco-friendly” so we were confident in our purchases.
Right when we came back home, we began dressing the bed. Everything seemed fine as we stuffed the duvet into the new cover until we lay it out on the bed. Something looked…off. ”Uh-oh,” Esquire said. “The duvet cover is so thin that the floral pattern of the duvet shows through.” I couldn’t believe it. And so my denial started to kick in: ”Well, maybe it’s just because–Why don’t we— Should we try—NOOOOOOOO!!!” He was right. It looked horrible. All of our time spent debating over which one would look best in our room gone to waste. I just wanted everything to work out and not have to think about bedding anymore. I was so desperate that I even suggested the ridiculous idea of buying a new duvet, as if this new cover was soooo special and soooo perfect–which it wasn’t.

see the pink and green floral showing through?
Ok, so at least the sheets are a keeper, right? Right???
Unpacking the sheets from their boxes, I commented that they seemed really silky. But when we started to put them on the bed, I had a realization: OHMYGOD WE BOUGHT PORNO SHEETS! I immediately decided these are not sheets normal people would have, I don’t care how “eco-friendly” they are. Not only are they silky, but they are also really really shiny. The first thing that came to mind are the sheets that Christian from Nip/Tuck has in his bedroom. In you’re unfamiliar, Christian is a sex-obsessed player, and, well, I’m not sure I want that to be the first thing that comes to other peoples’ minds when they see our bedroom.

so silky smooth
Our shopping trip was a complete failure. So much for finishing the bedroom.
But there wasn’t much time to dwell on my domestic ineptitude because there was a party to plan for. The rest of the day was spent cleaning, scrubbing, and swiffering the apartment. We told guests to arrive at 9:30 so we could spend about an hour and a half having wine and cheese and desserts, and then we would head over to the bar around 11:00.
At about 9:00, Esquire and I set up all the goods on the kitchen table. Everything was ready, and I didn’t even have a panic attack in the process (okay, maybe I did have a minor freak out about a runaway strapless bra, but other than that, I was totally calm!)

our lovely spread
That is, I was calm until it was 9:30, I was pacing around the apartment, and the only semblance of a party was our killer playlist blasting from the speakers. In other words, no one was there.
I realize that in New York, it’s practically illegal to show up on time to anything, so I didn’t expect people to be there yet. But when it was 10:00 and Esquire and I were already done with our first glass of wine, I got a little nervous. We started to reassure ourselves: “Well so-and-so DEFINITELY said they were coming.” ”Yeah and so did so-and-so.” ”Ok, good. We’re okay, they’ll show up any minute now.”
Thank GOD our first guests arrived at 10:15 or else who knows what I would have done. I was practically sweating already from pacing around so much.
From then on, more and more people stopped by. Friends brought friends, wine and cheese were consumed, and music was on point. My roommate from abroad even showed up! The bar was a great spot too. I think Esquire and I were successful party throwers. To finish up the post, I’ll show a few pics from the night:

desserts from down the block--look at those cannolis!



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